Shane Life: Lost Spinoffs

Apr 30, 2010
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Lost Spinoffs

What will ABC do next with its most beloved and successful property? Here are some spinoff shows in the works for next year.

That’s What She Sayid!
Broke and desperate in San Francisco, Sayid dons a burka to land the job of Bay Area’s most outrageous female sex columnist.

The Smoke Monster
The Smoke Monster opens a Santa Cruz headshop called The Smoke Monster. But watch out for his landlord, the uptight father figure Charles Widmore!

Black & White
Rose and Bernard lead the cast of this what-if show imagining the passengers of Oceanic 815 as the employees and clients of Atlanta’s first integrated law firm in 1966.

Touched
Jacob travels the fifty states, encountering a medial mystery at each stop. He solves each case by magically and inexplicably healing the patients with his touch. A sort of Scooby Doo meets House meets Quantum Leap meets Shamwow infommercial.

Creamy Keamy
Heartless mercenary Keamy shows his gentler, homemaker side in this cooking show with a focus on quick, simple meals for busy parents. Pilot includes a recipe for soft-fried eggs and killing your daughter.

Abaddon
Matthew Abaddon leaves Charles Widmore’s employ to head a Baltimore Police Department investigation of a drug trafficking crime organization wait wait that’s The Wire isn’t it.

Rousseau Crazy!
Each week, a fresh group of contestants land on The Island and attempt to avoid Danielle Rousseau’s ambushes. It doesn’t help the contestants’ chances that they’re dressed up as Rousseau’s lost daughter! Survivors win a bone crossbow and a three-movie deal with Touchstone Pictures.

Jack
Once a week, America tunes in to watch twenty minutes of Jack Shephard squinting and doing that exasperated-sigh thing.