Shane Life is a blog.

Atlantic Salmon Club. Tall sandwich. (Taken with Instagram at Genessee Royale Bistro)

8bitfuture:

Infographic: Apple’s cash reserves.

Apple now has almost $100 billion in cash reserves, and that’s over and above the wealth stored in their company, patents, building ownership etc. Just $100 billion to throw around.

This graphic came from MBA Online , click here to see it full sized.

File under HOLY CRAP.

They deliver your check in a tiny book. I am completely sold. This place is fabulous. (Taken with Instagram at Urban Table)

Finally. (Taken with Instagram at Urban Table)

The spots under my eye are silver nitrate cauterization from a polyp removal yesterday. (Taken with instagram)

somuchfunithurts:

The one consolation for snubbing Charlize & Patton’s KFC famous bowl tour-de-force? Mr. Oswalt’s Oscar Snub Twitter party.

Patton Oswalt is one of the best people to follow on Twitter.

Start here.

Then here, here, here, here, here, here.

Oh. My. God. Just pulled up to Legoland. DiCaprio’s rented the park for the day. Dibs on the Duplo Gardens! #andscene

I want to be at this party.

popculturebrain:

Friends vs. How I Met Your Mother | Reddit

See Happy Endings. See The Big Bang Theory. See Three’s Company.

Friends > All other similarly-themed sitcoms

moon83:

(via Muppetypography | Lucky So and So)

Automatic Muppet reblog.

(via aperk)